Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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