Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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