she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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