After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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