i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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