Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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