i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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