My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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