If i come over, it means nothing
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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