420 ftw
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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