I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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