Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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