someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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