Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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