You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
These tits shall not be calmed
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
