no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So many bounce houses so little time
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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