god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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