Can Purell be used as lube?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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