Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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