i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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