I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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