: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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