Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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