Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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