Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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