But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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