I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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