That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
love makes seman taste better
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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