When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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