Cold hands, warm shart.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So much Jack, so little girl.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
