: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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