I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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