ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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