so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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