windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
