Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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