So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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