Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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