i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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