Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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