There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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