Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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