im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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