quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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