so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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