So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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