I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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