Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Randomize
