..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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