his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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