She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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