I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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