Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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