I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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