Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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