It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You made out with two different species that night
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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